Commerce professor asks the student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

BISCUIT MAKER

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Dad : Son, what do you want...

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Monday went on Tuesday...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Dinosaurs and Decent Girls

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

I am not rich like...

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Solid Be Izzati

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say...

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

VEENA Ki Baari Hai !!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Wazir-E-Pappi

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
.
.
.
.
Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Can v do romance in the evening today?

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Love sms what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

If ur world is spining Round & Round

" " If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

" "Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend-"

Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ""
"

One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him,"

One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."

When i open my eyes every morning

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.Why should only i suffer!!! :-)